Hallo mates!

I'm feeling British today, in a very British-ey mood, and just wanted to pop by to write a little sumpin. I just cut my hair today, and it looks fantastic! (by the way, try to imagine, while you're reading this, try to imagine me reading it with a british accent, right-ho) So even though I was quite nervous at first I just went ahead with it and chopped off enough hair to make a wig. Or at least a toupe. Well, it weren't literally ME doin' the chopping, but it was me what made the decision to do it, so I consider it to be all my doin's. So now it's gone and I expected to feel light and fluffy, you know, like fried eggs or sumpin. That reminds me I neglected my tea and crumpets today! Oy, I should get to it, but I fear I'm much too lazy to set water to boil. Anyhoo. I feel much the same, sometimes like I didn't cut it at all, (awl) but it's gone.

Also me and my fam went on a safari today, hunting for the deadliest creature out there - we went house hunting! Once we shoot 'un down I got plans on hangin' a toilet on the wall as a trophy, see. But truthfully, the one we found was a sickly lookin' creature anyhoo. Ugly as a wombat (no no that's Australian, not British, hey?) and just over all awful. But then what is it can you get out there that's under 200,000 and got more than two acres on it? A house too, that's rather mandatory.

Over all, quite the eventful day, what what? And at the end of it all, the only thing I feel is British-ness. Cheery-O!